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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:18

Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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