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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Patchy Mix is latest 'fraud check' victim as he is battered in UFC 316 debut after claiming he would beat Sean O'Malley - Bloody Elbow

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Here’s how Trump could turn Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac into cash cows delivering billions to taxpayers - MarketWatch

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Dark Chocolate Every Day? - Verywell Health

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Princess Peach's Voice Actor Has Been Replaced After 18 Years - Nintendo Life

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

This STD is nearly 30 times worse in Onondaga County than it was 20 years ago - Syracuse.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

No go.

Romeo Beckham sparks dating rumors with influencer Caroline Daur after Kim Turnbull breakup - Page Six

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

How likely do TWS earbuds explode these days? I'm still using wired earbud because I'm paranoid.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

United and JetBlue: How the Blue Sky partnership will help travelers, and where there's room to grow - The Points Guy

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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